LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH
WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS
I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT
FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING
THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS
rub me on your body
ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT
IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF
I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.
i’m so fucked up
AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE
I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.
IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER
0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN
I tried so hard not to reblog
^ don’t lie to me
Ha I love this! I haven’t seen all Hetalia episodes but I am familiar with the characters
“I do what I want biatch!”
Get some lighter fluid, a match, and get ready to yell “CAN‘T TELEPORT NOW,HUH, TOUGH GUY?”
YAY FACTS ABOUT MEEE! REBLOG
RANDOM FACTS! REBLOG SO YOUR FOLLOWERS CAN LEARN MORE ABOUT YOU.
► Name ➔ Ronni
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ sure
► Are you single ➔ HEELLL no, I gots me a man
► Are you happy ➔ hm yeah
► Are you bored ➔ extremely,which is why Im doing this
► Are you sad ➔ nope
► Are you Italian ➔No but I can eat like one
► Are you German ➔ no
► Are you Asian ➔ No.
► Are you angry ➔ nah
► Are you Irish ➔ no
► Are your parents still married ➔ define the term parent. My term is someone who has been there for you since day one >.>
► Birth Place ➔ California
► Hair Color ➔ Brown
► Eye color ➔ hazel
► Birthday ➔ March 18
► Mood ➔ Bored, anxious? no idea why
► Gender ➔ Female
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty
► Summer or winter ➔ Does no one like spring anymore? Gosh….winter i guess ONLY because its easier to get warm than stay cold
► Morning or afternoon ➔ afternoon because people don’t give you crap for eating lunch/dinner stuff
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ YEAH
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ ….hmm tough one….i guess
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Me because he was a bitch
► Have you ever been hurt ➔ Yeah many times
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ I live for it
► Are you friends with your ex ➔ No because the fact that he was a total douche to me
► Are you afraid of commitment ➔ No.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yeah my boyfriend of course
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ yeah but they were more like stalkers…I still have ightmares
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔..how the hell does that even happen? Do you go out with yourself and just break up with yourself?
► Love or lust ➔ Love.
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Lemonade.
► Cats or Dogs ➔ I likeh dah pooooopehs!
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends.
► Television or internet ➔ TEVEH!
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Pepsi
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ mmmmmm romance ;)
► Day or night ➔ Night
► IM or Phone ➔ PHONE
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ yeah got grounded for two months
► Fallen off the stairs ➔ Yeah and fallen up the stairs.Im a clutz
► White water rafted ➔ eeerrr meh gawd! yeah!
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ nah
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ many times
► Prank called a store ➔ no
► Skipped school ➔ Yeah my mom pressured me into it -.-
► Wanted to disappear ➔ yeah
► Smile or eyes ➔ eyes
► Light or dark hair ➔dark
► Fat or skinny ➔ skinny
► Shorter or Taller ➔ Taller because im already short to begin with so if he’s shorter than me there’s a problem
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ ehhhhh my boyfriend acts dingy sooo attraction
► Jock or Nerd ➔ Jocks are dicks
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ relationship
► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ Funny and poor, cause I enjoy someone who could make me smile.
► Last phone call ➔ Cierra (best fwiend)
► Last phone call you received ➔ Mommy
► Last person you hung out with ➔ Hm well i live with me best friend sooo i dont really know if that counts but I hung out with my boyfriend yesterday
► Last thing you ate ➔ Pizza
► Last thing you drank ➔ diet dr pepper
► Last site you went to ➔ face book
► Last place you were ➔ living room
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ Yes im pretty sure we went through this
► When was your last relationship ➔ about a year ago
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ YEAH my boyfwiiiiend I have been dating for a year
► Do you still love them ➔ fuck yeah. hes my sugar mama
► Do you like someone right now ➔ nah shit im in a relationship
► Do you and your family get along ➔ yeah
► Would you say you have a “messed up life”➔ eh every now and then
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ Ive tried but my mom would block the door the 4 times I tried
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ No, but Ive been threatened to be kicked out…?
► If so, how long ➔ ……stupid
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ no im the type to tell it how it is
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ Yeah, considering my very small collection of friends.
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔ eeehhhhh the one i live with..im staring at her right now..mmmm
► Would you die for them ➔ depends if they deserve it
► Who knows everything about you ➔ My boyfriend
I wish i could be a badass -.-
at first I thought that was a dildo
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This is awesome
Can I just say real quick that Devil was a terrible elevator horror movie. Just like, why? Why did we do this? Though the twist in the end was pretty neat. I wouldn’t watch it again, but if you like who done it elevator horror movies, then I guess you would like it.
You know what I hate? Having the same nightmare night after night. Technically different but always at the same freakin creepy place where they start -.- My boyfriend jokes saying my dreams are my own fatal frame game…freakin jerk